#Blog: @SLEEPTILLNOON Presents: This S*** Sucks (part 1) #W2TM Via @TeamMoet

tumblr_midg8lpVXh1s32c63o1_500*this series is in part for whoever chooses to read it, but also for me to take my own advice.*

personally, i am a believer in the unlimited power of the universe, as well as the law of attraction(positivity begets more positivity, etc.), but sometimes you simply cannot avoid the negatives in this thing we call life. to truly exile something permanently in a healthy manner you’ve gotta first understand how removing it from who you are will be beneficial, and why it’s simply not for you anymore. so i’ve decided to comprise a list of things that i feel aren’t necessary in my life or anyone else’s, some you just have to learn to work to your advantage, some you can completely remove with effort, so without further adieu…

1. Facebook is boring and a waste of time.

sure being in absolute contact with people you haven’t physically seen in person for 2+years is nice but once you suppress your inner-most desires to know EVERYTHING EVERYONE’s you may realize you only open FaceBook when you want to take an unnecessary break from work you should be doing, or after you’ve opened every top WTF thread on Reddit. just log out

2. The world works, in large part, by manipulation

the sooner you realize the world is set up in such a way that in order survive in a contemporary manner you basically must provide some sort of service without join into the very large grey area of that subject. just never let them put shackles on you, not a good look

3. Make mistakes NOW.

no one truly knows but i’d be willing to bet fucking up has led to the greatest wonders this world has ever known. making mistakes later in life comes at a much heavier price i feel. i personally know this is a very tricky subject, especially for those in the post high school pre-20s age group. i’m just going to keep being me, whatever happens, happens

***to be continued

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#Video: #ChicagoTalent :: Mekka | Amour (Official Video) by @sleeptillnoon #W2TM Via @TeamMoet

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#Blog: 10 Important Rules For Partying With The Fairer Skin By @SleepTillNoon Via @TeamMoet #W2TM

HAPPY NEW YEAR BREHS. hope you’ve all enjoyed your winter break as much as i have SMH. during my break i found myself in some pretty dope situations with the usual people in my circle, as well as with those outside of it, particularly white women. (also some crazy shit involving some female coworkers but that’s for another day when i’m not hungover) now in those situations i still had my fun but i was very observant too, and by doing so i comprised this list to help you & your own end your nights out like this guy…black-guy-with-white-girls

lets get it!

1. Random High 5s and Hugs

i’ve been known this but it’s still important, white people are extremely touchy, so a hug from a stranger or high 5 is not uncommon AND can go a long way depending on your timing. Hugging it out(for women) or dapping them up(for men) will solidify your acceptance in their circle for however long their drunk short-term memory lasts.

2. Don’t Wear Urban Apparel

nothing screams I don’t belong here louder than ##BEENTRILL## or some Truuuuuuu Religion jeans with a designer belt buckle strategically exposed sagging off your ass. white women are trying to have a good time not watch/critique a fashion show.

3. Buy A Round/Bring a Bottle or Case

jesus would have caught a  disciple’s fade if they tried to repay him for the wine he created from water. buy them a round, handle, case, or whatever anyway, chances are it will come back 10 fold by nights end if you keep your eyes open.

4. No ‘Turn Up’ Experimental Drinks 

only light beers, seasonal ale, or straight shots of simple liquor should be consumed in the presence of your fair skin brethren.

5. Don’t be Cheap

black people always get stereotyped for not tipping and i can’t lie i’ve fallen victim to it before, don’t be that guy! if you can’t afford to tip you shouldn’t be out especially with clear people. nothing make them talk about how they’re not gonna invite you next time under their breath faster than seeing you short a hard working American …And you know what? It would be completely justified!

6. Kissing 

drunk white women are some of the lustiest mammals on the planet and nothing expresses their lust like a good make out session in the middle of the dance floor. you gotta be willing to tongue wrestle ON SIGHT if you want to be accepted, not a bad deal IMO.

7. Dancing

nothing brings more joy to some white caucus than seeing an urban bust moves in their dance circle. if it’s your first flight with these people you gotta put your pride aside and get jiggy with it while all eyes are on you, the result will be endless rounds and box offerings from now soaked random onlookers.

8. #NoCuffing

drunk white people’s emotions are like roller coasters so just cuz they kissed you don’t mean they like you. minutes after swapping spit they are liable to be kissing someone else, don’t take it personal that’s just the motion.

9. No Fighting

the moment you decide to get fucked up with white people you sign up to get your shoes stepped on(leave ya Jordans in they box), drinks spilled on your clothes and cheated on by complete strangers minutes after swapping spit. DON’T FIGHT!

10. Have Fun

simply put ENJOY YOURSELF. white women can detect a buzz kill from a mile away and will exile you from their Promised Land like Scar in Lion King if you fucking up their Feng Shui.

so there it is, follow these 10 rules & you too can end up with someone like her to call your own for the night…640x960